The planets are aligning
Last night I went to the porch and see the planets align. Mr. Rum and Mr. Lido joined me. I didn’t see the planets, but me old hen come and said something angry about me walking around the village all day naked and drinking rum. Then she whacked me over the head with the shovel, I saw lots of stars and slept well all night. Now it’s time to wake her up tell her to make me some damn ice cream!
Well, this waking the old hen up in the morning and telling her to make me ice cream isn't working out too well. I had a long nap thanks to her uppercut that I never saw comming.
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